A Suitable Punishment

When being a nanny there’s a daily overlap of mum, dad and Jen.  When does mum and dad stop being the one’s in charge and it passes to me?

This was tested this week, I arrived as normal and both M & L had been at a friends birthday party so were fairly amped up on sugar!  M was colouring in a picture using some stickers she had received in her goody bag, she reached over for L’s stickers and MB (MumBoss) told M not to use them as they weren’t hers.  This is when M’s selective hearing kicked in, despite numerous protestations from MB, M peeled a sticker off and placed it on her piece of paper.

I’m afraid I could no longer sit and watch, I told M that she really ought to go sit on her stool (i.e. taking her away from the activity she is obviously so involved in) and of course because she was being chastised and because mum and dad were there, she started crying.

I felt slightly frustrated, because had we been alone she would have gone straight to the stool, sat down and calmed down, but because her parents were there, I felt she was trying to get some sympathy and it really brought to light how much the parents and my disciplinary measures differ.

However at the end of all this, no matter how hard I come down on M, she tells me every day that she “loves me all the way to Pluto”, so parents, please!  Don’t be afraid to be firm with children, they crave the authoritative parenting style.

I can procrastinate?

I had this brilliant idea in September last year of signing up to do a psychology course with the Open University, instantly regretted it once the material arrived.  I had chosen psychology as it seemed like something I could link to my work as a nanny but in hindsight I’m wishing I had picked something more enjoyable.

I cannot fathom the way the Open University writes their material and assignments, the last time I did a course with the Open University it was the Certificate in Early Years Practice and was accredited as being a level 4 qualification, perfect for someone like me who couldn’t otherwise gain a level 4 without being in the horror of a commercial childcare setting.

I remember thinking their way of doing things was most bizarre, basically as long as you understand their material you’re alright, but sod looking for any external information!  So I’ve soldiered on and I’m now up to TMA03 (that’s a tutor marked assignment to any non-OUers), it’s externally marked so it’s worth a lot more in terms of a mark percentage… it’s due in 24 hours and I’m sat here watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch on youtube…

But the pull of the OU is too great and I’m looking forward to picking another course to do in the Autumn but it sure as hell won’t be Psychology!!

Location Location Location

Buying a house is a very up and down isn’t it?

I’m 26, single and after a brief stint renting am back living with parents but I hate it, my possessions are confined to a room (if we ignore my boxes I brought back that are still resigned to the garage after 18 months)

So after a year working as a 0.75 nanny I’ve decided to hurry up and look for a property whilst house prices and interest rates are still low.

But it’s a very confusing journey, after ringing the bank and being told they work it out on a 4.25 multiplier (much higher than other sites had offered) I know the general price range I can look at, being an avid saver I’ve managed to save a bob or two since starting work at 16 years old!

And yet, apparently I have to put an offer in on a house first before I can apply for a mortgage, this seems daft, what if my credit rating is crap, I end up wasting both my time and the vendors time?

Regardless, the exciting part of this is getting to look at houses and I’m very excited to say I’m visiting my first property on Monday!  A three bedroomed house, but the downside to being a poor person, it’s 14 miles away from my job and out of the area I wanted to be but is that the sacrifice I’m going to have to make to get the most out of my money?

It’s a toy…

I found this craft via Pinterest and although mine isn’t nearly as perfect as the one from Bhoomplay it looks alright and the girls think it’s fab!  Although L got it into her head that if it’s called jellyfish it must be edible to which I said “it’s a toy” and she proceeded to go Rain Man on me and as we walked back from the park repeatedly shouted out loud “it’s a toy”.

This is what you need:

Now I started with a 2 litre pepsi bottle but the neck is so narrow I didn’t think I’d be able to get the “jellyfish” inside so I opted for a 500ml Asda chocolate milk bottle.

A fruit and veg bag, but in hindsight, maybe a clear sandwich bag would have worked better?

Some food colouring (we went with Asda natural green) and some string, except I couldn’t find any… so we’ve got present wrapping ribbon!!

I found it difficult to create the tentacles (do jellyfish have tentacles?!), the bag isn’t the easiest thing to cut through, or sometimes it’d cut part, but the bottom would still be attached.

I also think I used too much food colouring!  But M enjoyed it immensely.  Next up was a mummy jellyfish!

This time I used a 1 litre Sainsbury’s chocolate milk bottle (and much to M’s chagrin, I decided not to down 1 litre of chocolate milk just so we could create the jellyfish immediately!)

Not a bad effort, might be an idea to glue the lids on to prevent any spillages as my two seemed to enjoy dropping the jellyfish a lot…

Happy Deathday Shakespeare

Well a very happy deathday to Shakespeare and happy world book night to every one else!

I have to admit I came into April with good intentions wanting to improve my reading of Shakespeare.  The last time I had read Shakespeare it was probably 2000 and I was still in High School being forced to read Macbeth and Romeo and Juliet, and yet… I always tell people these are my favourite.

Maybe it’s the way we learnt about them in school, but this time round I started with As You Like It and just couldn’t get into it, I finished it but I couldn’t tell you what happened in it.

I’m currently working my way through A Midsummer Nights Dream and again, I have no idea what’s going on.  So what did I do in school so differently to what I’m doing now?

Perhaps Olivia Hussey flouncing around as Juliet or Keith Chegwin popping up in Macbeth helped to sink the message in… not ideal but maybe visual Shakespeare is the way to go!

Shopaholic goes/does/is?

I can honestly say I feel utterly gutted that I’ve just finished Mini Shopaholic, after months/years of putting it off I started on Confessions of a Shopaholic last week and proceeded to  race through all six books of this series.

Contrary to being a bookworm I’ve seen the movie many times and thought Isla Fisher was brilliant and I think having seen the movie I lost any interest in reading the books.  But I had acquired them in a fashion for my kindlething and having not read a word for a few weeks I clicked onto it and well that was it, I could not put it down.

Seeing the movie first proved, in this instance, to be a positive, I saw Isla Fisher perfectly as Becky Bloomwood.  I only faltered when I finished book 5; Shopaholic and Baby and looked for book 6 on my kindlething to realise I didn’t actually have it!!  Torturous!  I bounded over to Amazon and bought a real copy for 1p (bargain!)

So tonight at work (kids were in bed I must add!) I finished Mini Shopaholic and now I feel a bit lost, I have nothing further to look forward to.  I actually have Sophie Kinsella’s website open in a tab trying furiously to see if there’s any more planned.

Regardless, if you’re looking for an easy read, I cannot recommend this series enough, although as an avid saver myself I found her frustrating at times there were plenty of laugh-out-loud moments to make up for it!

Red and Yellow make…

Next experiment of today involved talking about the primary colours and how to make new colours.

Using same mini bottle I filled it three quarters of the way with warm water (I used warm water as I figure this will help to dissolve the paint) I got M to squirt in some red paint and then some yellow paint which of course sank to the bottom.

After putting on the lid I told M to give it a good shake and see what happened. I think she was so taken aback by it all she lost the word for orange and just stared blankly at me when I asked her what colour it was.

An explosion…

L was asleep when I arrived today so M and I got on doing some science experiments, the thing I love about M is she’ll ask questions and even if I bullshit the answer or read it off the packet she just nods and goes along with it.

Today I told her we were going to make an explosion and that we needed vinegar and bicarbonate of soda…

I got her to smell the vinegar and she told me it smelled of fish and chips but I suspect she was more interested in the picture on the front!

I poured a little bit into a small bottle like so:

Then added a teaspoon full of bicarb:

M tried to put the lid on to “bottle” the explosion.  She asked why it made an explosion and I proceeded to read the bicarb container and told her it was a “raising agent” and promptly trailed off… because I honestly have no idea why it makes an explosion.

She enjoyed the experiment all the same!!

Junk Modeling Robot

M and I made this for the last fathers day, she wanted to make her dad a robot.

So we used a:-

-2 litre bottle of pop (empty – I drank the pop)
-Two toilet roll tubes (however note it is unhygienic and frowned upon to use toilet roll tubes in a day care setting)
-A tub of cream cheese (you can make cheesecake with the cream cheese)
-Cut up tissue paper, a feather, some random confetti, and whatever else you can find on the floor (bit of fluff?)
-Two stick-on eyes

I took the plastic from around the pop as I don’t want to be seen to be endorsing any brand of pop.

I got M (and L) to decorate the toilet tubes (good practice to get them to wash their hands afterwards because its been in the toilet, but a bit of bacteria is probably good for them in all fairness).

I mean the picture is self-explanatory if you want to recreate this with your little one, but at the end of the day, it’s about encouraging creative development and you should let them do whatever they like, and not get twitchy if the coloured stripes aren’t in a straight line -twitches-

Then we stuck the tissue paper around the bottle